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''Due to lack of sufficient evidence or overwhelming abundance of such and or by any stretches of imagination, this page is presented as is and continues to be permanent work in progress based on suspicions, videos, rumors, pictures, old wives tales, conversations, conspiracy, hearsay and or physical evidence and is not to be considered an official or in all ways unofficial document in regards to the fogies proving or disproving their existence. | ''Due to lack of sufficient evidence or overwhelming abundance of such and or by any stretches of imagination, this page is presented as is and continues to be permanent work in progress based on suspicions, videos, rumors, pictures, old wives tales, conversations, conspiracy, hearsay and or physical evidence and is not to be considered an official or in all ways unofficial document in regards to the fogies proving or disproving their existence. | ||
It is rumored that there is an official unofficial broken apart semi hyper active [[inline skating]] sub group of the [[Toronto bladers]], with unofficial skaters, officially refereed as the "old fogies" who skate the streets and trails of Toronto unbeknownst to each other while looking over the shoulder wondering if they will spot or get spotted by their other old fogey. | It is rumored that there is an official unofficial mythical broken apart semi hyper active [[inline skating]] sub group of the [[Toronto bladers]], with unofficial skaters, officially refereed as the "old fogies" who skate the streets and trails of Toronto unbeknownst to each other while looking over the shoulder wondering if they will spot or get spotted by their other old fogey. | ||
== Rumors == | == Rumors == | ||
[[File:old-fogey.jpg|500px|thumb|right|First rule of design, quality and repair is if you want to do it right, you gotta do it yourself]] | [[File:old-fogey.jpg|500px|thumb|right|First rule of design, quality and repair is if you want to do it right, you gotta do it yourself]] | ||
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== What we know so far == | == What we know so far == | ||
* | * The one conjectured old fogey is oldest (2020) | ||
* One suspected old fogey 2021 | * One suspected old fogey (2021) | ||
* | * The one secretly known curmudgeon old fogey is a chronical case (????) | ||
* | * The one reported unbeknownst grumpy fogey is the youngest (2019?~2020) | ||
* Evidence seems to suggest that all 4 fogeys seem to know a bit too much for their own good | * ''Evidence seems to suggest that all 4 fogeys seem to know a bit too much for their own good'' | ||
* Facts prove that all 4 fogeys have not skated together since 2021 | * Facts prove that all 4 fogeys have not skated together since 2021 | ||
* Not confirmed or denied, it is said that all 4 fogeys have more than one skate setup which include 4x80mm and | * Not confirmed or denied, it is said that all 4 fogeys have more than one skate setup which include at least 4x80mm and 4x100mm | ||
Although there doubts about who these 4 skaters are, the only skater that presumably can identify all of them, refuses to give any statements pleading the 5th amendment of the United States of America, in Canada. | Although there doubts about who these 4 skaters are, the only skater that presumably can identify all of them, refuses to give any statements pleading the 5th amendment of the United States of America, in Canada. | ||
== How do I join the old fogies == | == How do I join the old fogies == | ||
* If you are an [[old fogey]], membership is automatic. | * If you are an [[old fogey]], membership is automatic. | ||
* You don't even know but you will be hand picked | * You don't even know but you will be hand picked | ||
== How to spot an old fogey == | |||
* With the exception of that one skater, no one else knows exactly who is the other old fogey, but some of us, silently suspect who might be such an old fogey and doubtful theories riddled with truthful merits have been randomly presented from time to time. | |||
* Also from time to time, some of us are noticed not skating and simply standing and staring at another skater which is believed to be wondering if that skater is one of the [[old fogies]], a sleeping cell old fogey a rising new old fogey or the next geezer on the block. | |||
== Bounties == | == Bounties == | ||
Any information that can lead to the capture, identification and or whereabouts of an old fogey, will be rewarded with secrecy until the statue of limitations allows otherwise. | Any information that can lead to the capture, identification and or whereabouts of an old fogey, will be rewarded with and in secrecy until the statue of limitations allows otherwise. | ||
== Links == | == Links == | ||
* [https://professionalcurmudgeons.com Professional Curmudgeons of America] | * [https://professionalcurmudgeons.com Professional Curmudgeons of America] | ||