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''' Note: Membership to this group is involuntary''' | |||
''Due to lack of sufficient evidence or overwhelming abundance of such and or by any stretches of imagination, this page is presented as is and continues to be permanent work in progress based on suspicions, videos, rumors, pictures, old wives tales, conversations, conspiracy, hearsay and or physical evidence and is not to be considered an official or in all ways unofficial document in regards to the fogies proving or disproving their existence. | ''Due to lack of sufficient evidence or overwhelming abundance of such and or by any stretches of imagination, this page is presented as is and continues to be permanent work in progress based on suspicions, videos, rumors, pictures, old wives tales, conversations, conspiracy, hearsay and or physical evidence and is not to be considered an official or in all ways unofficial document in regards to the fogies proving or disproving their existence. | ||
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* The skater known or suspected to have used the term [[old fogies]] for the first time mid 2021, is suspected to be an old fogey but conspiracy theorists claim that this could be misinformation since it was never mentioned in the mainstream and or went viral among the group. | * The skater known or suspected to have used the term [[old fogies]] for the first time mid 2021, is suspected to be an old fogey but conspiracy theorists claim that this could be misinformation since it was never mentioned in the mainstream and or went viral among the group. | ||
* Currently no one knows the whereabouts of '''suspected''', aforementioned old fogey but is is said that there is an overwhelming amount of video evidence depicting '''suspected''' old fogey in action which no one wants to make a comment or knows what to say about. | * Currently no one knows the whereabouts of '''suspected''', aforementioned old fogey but is is said that there is an overwhelming amount of video evidence from 2021 depicting '''suspected''' old fogey in action which no one wants to make a comment or knows what to say about. | ||
* Old wives tales say that said '''suspected''' old fogey visits and goes around several online platforms used for [[inline skating]] to see what is going on and may have been spotted skating from a distance by some random skaters, but does not join in. | * Old wives tales say that said '''suspected''' old fogey visits and goes around several online platforms used for [[inline skating]] to see what is going on and may have been spotted skating from a distance by some random skaters, but does not join in. | ||
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== What we know so far == | == What we know so far == | ||
* The one conjectured old fogey is oldest (2020) | * The one conjectured old fogey is the oldest (2020) | ||
* One suspected old fogey (2021) | * One suspected old fogey (2021) | ||
* The one secretly known curmudgeon old fogey is a chronical case (????) | * The one secretly known curmudgeon old fogey is a chronical case (????) | ||
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== How do I join the old fogies == | == How do I join the old fogies == | ||
* If you are an [[old fogey]], membership is automatic. | * If you are an [[old fogey]], membership is automatic and without your knowledge. | ||
* You don't even know but you will be hand picked | * You don't even know but you will be hand picked and listed here. | ||
== How to spot an old fogey == | == How to spot an old fogey == | ||
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== Bounties == | == Bounties == | ||
Any information that can lead to the capture, identification and or whereabouts of an old fogey, will be rewarded with and in secrecy until the statue of limitations allows otherwise. | Any information that can lead to the capture, identification and or whereabouts of an old fogey, will be rewarded with and in secrecy until the statue of limitations allows otherwise. | ||
== Other subgroups == | |||
* [[Rollerbabes]] | |||
* [[Usual suspects]] | |||
== Links == | == Links == | ||
* [https://professionalcurmudgeons.com Professional Curmudgeons of America] | * [https://professionalcurmudgeons.com Professional Curmudgeons of America] | ||