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* Facts prove that all 4 fogeys have not skated together since 2021 | * Facts prove that all 4 fogeys have not skated together since 2021 | ||
Although there doubts about who these 4 skaters are, the skater that presumably can identify all of them, refuses to give any statements pleading the 5th amendment of the | Although there doubts about who these 4 skaters are, the skater that presumably can identify all of them, refuses to give any statements pleading the 5th amendment of the United States of America, in Canada. | ||
== How to spot an old fogey == | == How to spot an old fogey == | ||
* With the exception of one person, no one else knows exactly who is the other old fogey, but some of us, silently suspect who might be such an old fogey | * With the exception of one person, no one else knows exactly who is the other old fogey, but some of us, silently suspect who might be such an old fogey and doubtful theories riddled with truthful merits have been randomly presented. | ||
* From time to time, some of us are noticed not skating and simply standing and staring at another skater wondering if that skater is one of the [[old fogies]], a sleeping cell old fogey or a rising new old fogey. | * From time to time, some of us are noticed not skating and simply standing and staring at another skater wondering if that skater is one of the [[old fogies]], a sleeping cell old fogey or a rising new old fogey. | ||
== Bounties == | == Bounties == | ||
Any information that can lead to the capture, identification and or whereabouts of an old fogey, will be rewarded with secrecy until the statue of limitations allows otherwise. | Any information that can lead to the capture, identification and or whereabouts of an old fogey, will be rewarded with secrecy until the statue of limitations allows otherwise. | ||
== Links == | == Links == | ||
* [https://professionalcurmudgeons.com Professional Curmudgeons of America] | * [https://professionalcurmudgeons.com Professional Curmudgeons of America] | ||